remember 2009 and sillybandz
one time a girl stole my ultra-rare hedgehog sillyband at lunch and i chased her across the cafeteria and tackled her and clawed at her face until she gave it back
do you ever see a post that you absolutely despise but one of the people you follow reblogs it and agrees with it and you’re just
"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.
i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
shoutout to mum and dad for paying for the internet bless your souls
I don’t know why my friends put up with my shit.
that heAD NOD
the chick in the back tho